Rummy in various stages of peevishness.

Warm, Funny Dick

"They don't know the warm, funny Dick Cheney that I know." - Alan Simpson on the vice president's detractors.

Yo estoy tocando el guitarr-o

This photo has become understandably notorious, but I haven't heard anyone mention the fact that Bush is playing an open G chord on the 4th fret! Of course, if he were to strum the guitar with this fingering it would sound like hell. This means to me that he sorta knows how to play the guitar but is such a dumbshit he can't really pull it off. Just like he can only speak enough spanish to embarass himself.