The Funny Lady would not be amused.

While I am not advocating a Manson family-like raid on the Streisand-Brolin Ranch, I do recommend going down to Zumirez Dr. (shown here) and pestering the old harridan and her hirsute hubby. Stay clear of Britney's place though, apparently she has sharp-shooters now.

Helpful Map

If you would like to assault the Streisand/Brolin love nest by land, here is a map of Malibu.

Trailer Livin' in Malibu

If Barbra Streisand had not made such a stink about her precious privacy, we would likely never have known that she lives next to this trailer park.

Attention All Paparazzi

Barbra Streisand was adamant that the California Coastal Commission not include this picture on their website. Apparently Babs feels she that should alone should be afforded special consideration. Well, she lost her legal case and now we can all plot ways to sneak into her lair and photograph the old gasbag and James Brolin doin' it in the pool.

Pets or Meat?

I was at the store the other day and found a tub of these little guys for sale. They looked adorable and delicious.

It rained a lot last winter in California.

Yet more arty photography.

More Art

Here's an arty picture. Can you guess what it is you're looking at?

Found Art in LA

I "found" this Artcar along Sunset Blvd. The owner had "found" a lot of things and glued them to his van. I "found" that it made for an interesting picture.

Lost Art in LA

This mural once befuddled and bedeviled passers-by near where Sunset and Santa Monica meet. Tragically, it was painted over in early July, 2005. There is now an uninteresting mural there, done by a sane person, which captures no ones attention.