Election day: The end is nearer

Everything was lining up. I began keeping a list of all the auspicious events and synchronicities piling up: The Red Sox win 8 games in a row to win the World Series; a full moon and a lunar eclipse; the Florida-Georgia game coincides with the possible return of Steve Spurrier; I get a fat check in the mail; I get a raise; Halloween; and much more. All leading up to the election. Voter turnout is expected to reach an all time high. The execrable doofus Kerry is poised to unseat the petulant and illegitimate death merchant Bush. But then...

The federal government has always been a haven for the worst kind of liars, cheaters and stealers, but the pack of venal and remorseless mass-murderers and theives assembled under this White House ranks among the worst ever. If you were one of the hopelessly benighted, TV-addled simpletons who voted for Bush I have two choice words for you. The two words are not thank you.